Wednesday, April 13, 2011

PIG (1999)

PIG is a relatively obscure movie and after watching it I fully understand why. Let me give you the rundown...shot in b&w the film opens with a dude packing his belongings in a suitcase. There's a dead body nearby. He drives off into the desert. In the desert there's another dude walking around with his entire head wrapped in gauze. Somehow these two dorks hook up and drive to a old, shitty looking house. They go inside and the first dude (now wearing a pig mask) tortures the other guy by piercing his nipples and carving the word "PIG" into his chest. He then plays with the dude's wiener and extracts some blood from his arm with a syringe. He wraps the dead body in plastic and drives off, taking twenty-three wasted minutes of my life with him.

Avoid this movie at all costs.