Thursday, September 2, 2010

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (1978)

As far as the revenge-for-rape subgenre goes, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is one the best known (mainly thanks to that legendary poster above), but what most people who haven't seen the movie don't realize is it's actually a pretty decent movie.

A woman, who lives in NYC, travels to the country for the summer to relax and write a novel. Things go good for a few days, then suddenly four local assholes (including one mentally handicap dude) decide to gang rape, savagely beat and humiliate the shit out of her. That's the first hour of the movie.  The remaining time is her brutal revenge on the four rapists.

The budget looks to be pretty low, but director Meir Zarchi does a great job of keeping things minimal and it works. To me, the best thing the movie does is holding off on the violence long enough to give the victim a likeable character. Once that happens, the sudden explosion of gut wrenching violence really hits you hard. Also, the length of the rape scene (nearly 30 minutes!!!) just beats the shit out of the audience senses.

If you haven't seen it, then you definitely should. It's not as hardcore as you probably expect, but it's still a well-made movie and much better than the ridiculous THRILLER: A CRUEL PICTURE.  Would make a interesting triple feature with MS. 45 and NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS.

Bizarre fact: according to IMDb the main actress is the real life granddaughter of Buster Keaton!

Part 2 - I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019)
Reboot - I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
Reboot part 2 - I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013)
Reboot part 3 - I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance Is Mine (2015)

EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS (2002)

I like this movie. It wasn't as good as say TREMORS, but it's a nice lighthearted comedy/giant spider movie that probably the entire family could enjoy. I say that because even though there's a bunch of very large spiders killing people, they also make weird cartoonish noises that add a bit of comedy that I would imagine children would find amusing.

The residents of a small desert mining town are dirt poor and the town is drying up.  An evil land developer has been secretly dumping nuclear waste down an unused mine shaft. Next thing you know, giant computer generated spiders are crawling all over the place killing the shit out of people. That sounds gruesome, but like I said, most of the violence is done in a cartoonish way.

Kari Wuhrer in tight jeans and tight t-shirt for the majority of the movie, quick pace, zero nudity, mild violence, zero gore, green spider blood, funny spiders, likeable characters, Sean Penn's mom, ol' boy from MANHUNTER, Scarlett Johansson in a towel.

EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS is a fun movie that should keep you mildly entertained...and sometimes that's all you want out of a movie.